One of the recruitment agencies I gave my details to when I lived in Taunton and was trying to crack Bristol (more than three years ago) has suddenly started sending me 'opportunities' again. They're jobs that I would never have gone for at the time, and three years down the line I'm still vastly overqualified, still not experienced enough for their posts (and now significantly over-experienced at something else), and most importantly two hundred miles away with no plans to relocate.

You might think someone would notice that my file hadn't been updated in three years, and wonder whether anything might have changed in the meantime...