My mouse is playing up. It makes phantom left clicks every now and again. I've tried to open it to have a look at the switches (like that'll help), but some bugger glued it together and I think if I apply any more force I'll tear it to pieces. We don't have any spare optical mice in the office.

I don't want to go back to a ball mouse!

That'll teach us to buy such cheap peripherals. Something a little more reliable next time, I think...