Annie's music quiz has given me an idea. Every so often when I get bored I shove a bit of a quiz on one or more of the forums I'm a member of, usually if that community is being a little slow. Since this place is always a little slow, I may as well try the same here.

Pick a question and put the answer in the comments. Please don't answer more than one (unless you've seen that the post has been there for ages and nobody is commenting), although feel free to prove your mastery by sending me a message with the other correct answers in it. But no looking things up. You'd only be cheating yourself...

This lot kind of start easy and get harder. You'd have to have a pretty strange combination of knowledge to know the last two (I did know them, but I think I now forgot the last one). 1 point per correct entry, so 5 per question: the normal rubric about looking things up :P

Rearrange the following to order by...

Units of weight/mass*, ascending in 'value':
Pound, Ounce, Tonne, Kilogram, Hundredweight

Wars, ascending chronological order:
English Civil War, Punic Wars, Vietnam 'War', American Civil War, Gulf War

Netorking Protocols, ascending by TCP port number:
SSH, FTP, HTTPS, HTTP, Telnet

The Bennet sisters, ascending order of age:
Elizabeth, Lydia, Jane, Kitty, Mary

*yes, there are measures of both in there, including some measures that arguably are measures of either/both. Assume normal Earth gravity.