I was listening to Radio 1 on the way home last night (as I always do: I absolutely cannot stand radio commercials, and hence never listen to commercial radio), and Scott Mills was being surprisingly smart in his childish humour. Normally his great ideas (and those of his co-presenters, such as looking through a US phone book for people with 'humourous' names and ringing them up) are cringeworthy, and to be fair this one was little different.

As part of the ongoing feud between him and Jo Whiley - gone to and fro since he cut footage of her on a rollercoaster into a montage of moaning and squealing reminiscent of the café scene in When Harry Met Sally - she had sent him text messages pretending to be from David Hasslehoff, saying that he'll write a love scene for Scott and him in his musical. Scott replied, writing 'I can't wait to make love to you'. Jo of course read this out on air, giving Scott a[nother] recording that will bring him endless joy.

The calls he made with the sample were awful, as you'd expect, but I have to respect the manoeuvring to get it.