Picture the meme: the end of the intertubes is nigh and you've got time for one last post. What'll it be?

I'm not touching this one with a barge pole, but everyone must read Shamus's last post. And quickly, in case the webnet actually is on its last legs.

With thanks to xkcd for valuable buzzword synonyms for 'Internet', 'World Wide Web', or, let's face it, you can interpret them how you like, it still won't make much sense.